the freshman fifteen

my freshman year ended today, may 11, at approximately12:50pm when i walked out of my public speaking. it seems weird that its gone so fast.
i'm pretty sure i just moved all my stuff into my dorm two days ago and now here i am dragging box after box after box out. (and i thought i had a lot of stuff when i moved in, but moving out...how did i accumulate that much crap?! and i even threw out like 18-hundred bags of garbage)

but the freshman fifteen, everyone knows what it is. but we all think of it as sort of a myth.
i can tell you that the freshman fifteen doesn't exist.

its more like the freshman fifteen-HUNDRED! ugh all the greasy food, and all the not exercise-ness.

but! it's my goal, this summer! lose the fifteen-hundred pounds. get back to pre-college. i can do it.